Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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