I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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