You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
