im having a threesome with these popsicles
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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