After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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