you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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