I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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