she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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