I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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