I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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