i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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