I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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