I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
