she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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