i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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