ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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