Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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