oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
is it fun? or sober?
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