Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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