Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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