I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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