we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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