So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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