so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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