her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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