I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
The uberlube is also flammable
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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