is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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