We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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