She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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