dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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