Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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