Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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