Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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