There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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