Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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