She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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