We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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