I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Hippo gnu deer
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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