The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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