Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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