You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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