More tranny stories later!
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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