I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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