I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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