awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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