Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Someone shit on the floor
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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