Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
My life is pants optional.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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