I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
