8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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