Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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