i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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