no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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