shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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