So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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