I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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