We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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