therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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