do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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